Of Five Ways of Bros and Festivities

JUDEL'S FIVE

5 ways a bro can be safe this New year! 

Buy legit things from legit stores, playah

Buying items from legit stores may cause just a little extra but I promise you, man, it's as safe as a condom. Well, it depends on how you use it. It's louder, safer, prettier and more awesome!

Get the f*** out of the way! 

Stay the heck away from pre-exploding crackers. You might get hurt, bro. And by the way just because a firecracker finished it's lightshow doesn't mean the show is over. It might store some more hidden explosions and by the time you decide to get it, it explodes right in your face. Not cool.

To be sure that a firecracker has finished its explosion show, pour water on the firecracker so it will cool down and no bro will get hurt 

  

Don't hurt anyone, brah

If you're gonna use firecrackers, don't be like those people trying to get attention by throwing pieces of pop-pops on dogs or on other people (you know those little things that look like pebbles and once they reached the ground it creates a micro mini explosion, doesn't hurt anyone though) It might be harmless but it’s annoying.

Find alternatives to be loud, brothah

Bro, prepare your sound system for the new year. Those badass speakers will be on good use by this time of the year. Be as loud as possible. Its the perfect time! Play your Metallica or Slayer, no one gives a fart. Its New year!

Have a shouting contest! That’ll be cool.

OR SIMPLY DON’T USE FIRECRACKERS

Turn your attention to round objects instead...  

 

Or if you're tired of seeing circles for chiming up your chances...

                                                                                 
     Try Dragons... (It's their year anyway)

More Dragons...

Yes, there are other lucky charms...

                                                                                    
  And if you're not yet incensed...

 

The simplest, most logical thing to do to be safe this New year is just Don't use firecrackers. It's not a contest. Just because your annoying neighbor who had bathed in douchebaggery bought a shitload of firecrackers doesn't mean you have to do it too and buy shitload of firecrackers. No. Explosions are cool but your fingers are obviously more important

BE LOUD AND WELCOME THE NEW YEAR WITH SAFETY AND AWESOMENESS! 

 or with FURRRR.

                                           Lucky waving cats as if signaling, welcoming fresh year...

In whatever way, start the year with what feels good and cleansing for you.

As Greeks say, KALOS KAI AGATHOS
- Singular balance of the good and the beautiful

I might haven't misheard it after all, that the Greeks shall inherit the Earth.
Shall it also be this 2012? Meow.